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Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye
SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me
kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha
ha ha ha
Dosti Kro College
wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali
se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se,
ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
Jo Juldi mile woh hai
gum
Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai
paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat
se mile woh hain AAP.
Life is like math
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman
ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko
divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice,
gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal
larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.
5 great people:
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya
Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife-
Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni
khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Meri to behan hai"!
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka
le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him
& says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
Murga SARDAR tha!!!
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter
comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe
hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter:
Murga SARDAR tha!!!
Message pe message bhejte ho,
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja
kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua
bhejte ho!!
sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge..
per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per,
kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Zindagi hein khawab hein, Khawab hein tu manzilain hein,
Manzelain hein tu rastay hein, Rastay hein tu
mushkilein hein, Mushkilen hein tu aap kis leye
hain?, Hath paon helaen na……
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